The Unexplained #33

How does Nancy Grace manage to stay so unbiased on the stories she reports on?

Her and her lackeys are currently blasting supermodel Naomi Campbell.  In case you missed it, she’s facing assault charges over a spat with police in London’s Heathrow Airport.  Nancy and friends have taken the opportunity to give us some insight into exactly what Naomi’s rage problem stems from:

“She’s probably so angry because of having to stay so skinny and because of all the men who have left her behind!  Maybe they had fun with her for a while, but then discovered how ugly she is on the inside!”

“She’s just in rage because of her size.  All they let her eat is lettuce! You’d be mad, too!”

Also, some bonus Nancy quotes:

“I’m so glad they didn’t miss a lacrosse game over a little thing like gang rape!”

“they should have just left all the kids on that compound … and let them continue to get broken bones naturally, like you did … and get molested.”

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