The Unexplained #91
Why are there so many Youtube Videos of babies watching Star Trek? How bizarre…
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How is Huey Lewis and the News’ Greatest Hits such a perfect album?
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Last night, after a long day of Roberts Fellows, being sunburnt, going to the Mixx, and sitting at Denny’s until 4a.m., I crashed for the night at Danny’s.
I dreamt, as I often do ( see this post).
I don’t really remember much about this particular dream, besides the fact that I was at a club with Alli Sheppard. I love Alli, but it’s funny that I had a dream about her, as we haven’t talked in months (a crime, to be sure.) Alli lives in Ypsilanti and I don’t make it down there often.
Anyway, today, as i’m driving home from Danny’s, I get a phone call from Alli! I answer to find out that she was in her aunt’s car and that she just drove past me on the expressway.
I dreamt about Alli and then we had an encounter the next day on the expressway 2 hours north of where she lives.
Bizarre.
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What’s the deal with Diane Keaton?
The Unexplained #38
Who made the decision that repeating words or phrases like “Approved”, “Apply Directly to the Forehead”, and “It’s my money, I want it now!” was a good idea for advertisements?
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How does Elizabeth Berkley have a career? And why does it involve a Donnie Darko sequel?
Today, I’m Grateful For:
1. Sufjan Stevens
2. Co-workers at Gap
3. Seersucker shorts
4. Internet friends
5. butterscotch pudding
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How does Nancy Grace manage to stay so unbiased on the stories she reports on?
Her and her lackeys are currently blasting supermodel Naomi Campbell. In case you missed it, she’s facing assault charges over a spat with police in London’s Heathrow Airport. Nancy and friends have taken the opportunity to give us some insight into exactly what Naomi’s rage problem stems from:
“She’s probably so angry because of having to stay so skinny and because of all the men who have left her behind! Maybe they had fun with her for a while, but then discovered how ugly she is on the inside!”
“She’s just in rage because of her size. All they let her eat is lettuce! You’d be mad, too!”
Also, some bonus Nancy quotes:
“I’m so glad they didn’t miss a lacrosse game over a little thing like gang rape!”
“they should have just left all the kids on that compound … and let them continue to get broken bones naturally, like you did … and get molested.”
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What’s the deal with the guy on TMZ?
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