Tales from the Outlet

Customer quote of the day:

“Where’s the fucking clearance?”

Maybe that should be on my lanyard..

“Where’s the fucking clearance? Ask Me!”

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The Unexplained #35

How does Elizabeth Berkley have a career? And why does it involve a Donnie Darko sequel?

Today, I’m Grateful For:

1. Sufjan Stevens

2. Co-workers at Gap

3. Seersucker shorts

4. Internet friends

5. butterscotch pudding

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Not So Posh

You may know that I have an infatuation with Marc Jacobs. Mr. J has revealed his new ad campaign featuring Victoria Beckham, music’s Posh Spice. Sounds great, right? Well…I’m not so sure. Here’s a look at the new ads. What do you think?

Also, I’m happy to report that I stumbled on these photos of Marc Jacobs and Ashley Olsen at a costume party. Delightful!

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Today, I’m grateful for:

1. Bai Ling as a celebrity judge on Jury Duty

2. Gap Outlet hiring me back

3. Green Tea Frappuccinos

4. Photos from my trip!

5. Terrible plot lines on Star Trek: Voyager

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